- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

charlie sheen becomes sober.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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