Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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69- by Adam Chebali

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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Jovan

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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