Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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