Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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Ol-ive

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away." "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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