- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Alright then, call me sometime then.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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