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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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