- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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