- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

say it ten times fast: oh

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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