Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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