Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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