- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

What would u like to drink?

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

A child walks into a classroom.

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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