Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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What's 2+2? Fish

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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