- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

A seal walks into a club.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Wolfjob.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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