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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

What can hitler cook well Steak

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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just in time?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

homosexual

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

What can hitler cook well Steak

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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just in time?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

homosexual

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

What can hitler cook well Steak

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.