- Anti Joke

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

WARNING!: THIS JOKE MAY BE OFFENSIVE::: three mexicans wanted to cross the united states borders when they were greeted by a border guard with a gun. the guard tells the three mexicans that if they wanted to pass the border, they will have to do as he says, to which the 3 of them agrees. the guard tells them to go gather a pair of fruits, so like that each of them went their own way to go get some fruits. the first mexican came back with a pair of apples. The guard orders him to stick both of them up his ass and if he makes a sound, the guard will kill him. The mexican obeys and sticks the apple halfway when he screamed. the guard killed him. The second mexican came back with a pair of cherries. The guard ordered the same thing and told him the same thing. the second mexican made 1 cherry and a half when he giggled. So he died also. when he got to heaven, he meets the first mexican. to which the 1st mexican asks, "why did you laugh? that was so easy!" and the 2nd mexican responded, "i giggled because i saw the third mexican coming with a pair of water melons."

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her