what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Women's rights

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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