- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

knock,knock you suck

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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