What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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