- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??