- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

What happened to your hamster? It died.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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