it was all Tagart

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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A seal walks into a club.

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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