If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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