- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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