Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

Daniel is a fag

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

A man did not like this site

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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