Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

9/11 my birthday

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

nothing

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Anti Joke

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