- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

What's the difference between a lamp?

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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