I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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i like it in the mouth

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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I have an erection My mom!

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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123 f*ck off

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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