- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

The bears will win the Super Bowl

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

whats black? the colour

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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