What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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