What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Women

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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