- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Click here to end the world.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

who is awesome? no one...

My parents died!

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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