Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Sex education in Texas.

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Woman rights.

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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