Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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Massie is a fatass

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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the WNBA

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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