- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

THe Election

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Black people.

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