Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Boys have swag, real men have class

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

drugs.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

where do some birds live in? Earth

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

what are three short words? i a am

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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