- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Who is big and stupid My brother

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

can you pass the soap?

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

i have two hands.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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