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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did the president do for the people? ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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