What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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why did the man die? he was shot

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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