A train poops its pants.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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Anti Joke

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