- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

cancer

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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