- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

How old are you? 7

Women's Rights.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

hey hey apple

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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