What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

A train poops its pants.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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