- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

hahahahaha thats not funny

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Christ is a conspiracy

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

NEVER

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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