- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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