- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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