- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Women's rights.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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