- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

just in time?

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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