Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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lewis=cardiac

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So, as everyone knows, two different species (flavors) of cheerios cannot mate, right (common knowledge)? That is, if one is honey-nut and another is blueberry, they cannot mate. Anyway, there is this one normal cheerio that is in love with a blueberry cheerio. Unfortunately, he cannot mate with her. He can't even communicate with her because they are of different species. So, he invents a machine that changes all of his CNA (Cheerio DNA) into whichever type of cheerio that he wants. However, this machine performs a process that is extraordinarily painful, because that sort of thing would hurt. Anyway. He does it, and the normal flavored cheerio becomes a blueberry cheerio. Unfortunately, this girl cheerio hates him so much that she invents an identical machine and does the process on herself in order to become a cinnamon-apple cheerio, just so she can avoid this creeper. So, she does it. The boy cheerio is starting to get upset at this because he really wants her. So he tells himself that he will go through the pain for her, and becomes a cinnamon-apple cheerio. She then changes to a honey-nut cheerio! He decides that this is the last time that he will change cheerio type. He does it, and she changes one more time, into a normal cheerio - the kind he originally was. So he says out loud, "Okay, this is really the last time. If she changes again, I will just stay back with my family." So he becomes a normal cheerio again, and she doesn't change fast enough for him to put his moves on her. So, they start dating, and he finally asks her to the Formal Bowl (ahaha, get it, bowl instead of ball). Anyway, they get there and dance intensely for a few hours. They do all different kinds of dances. They do the tango, which was not very good. Also, they square dance, like rednecks. Finally, they get tired and she sends the boy cheerio to the milk bowl (you know, since it's a cereal dance, they have that and punch). He gets there and stands in line for ten minutes. Finally fed up at the really long line, he looks over at the bowl of punch and realizes there is no punch line.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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