Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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Waffles ate my grandma

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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