- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

I like the color potato.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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