What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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Anti Joke

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