- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Turkey Balls

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

I hate long jokes -_-

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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