where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

So a blonde walks into a wall...

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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