What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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