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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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