- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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