Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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Jovan

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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