why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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don't read this

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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Women's Rights

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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