- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

what do you call a young man? a little boy

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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