- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Im gay What about you

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

I walk into a bar...

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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