- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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