- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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