Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Homonyms should be band.

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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