- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

A seal walks into a club.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

Guess who is violent. Osama

Those last 4 were by: Walter

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

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