A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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womens rights

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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Who invented apple? God

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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roak

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Anti Joke

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