What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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