- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

Woman rights.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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