- Anti Joke

Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...