What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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