- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sex education in Texas.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

What does two plus two equal? 4

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Once upon a time a was born

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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