why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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