Knock knock It's open, come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

There once was this guy and he fell down

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

boobs!

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

My mum is called Steve

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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